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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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