love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
