there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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