i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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