So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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