I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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