I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Go christen that room with your naked body.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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