Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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