just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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