I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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