in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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