i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
