Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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