Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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