I swear she didn't look like that last week.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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