I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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