doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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