And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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