She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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