worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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