the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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