I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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