Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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