Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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