quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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