I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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