that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Never underestimate the power of titties
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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