I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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