google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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