The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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