break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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