Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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