Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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