do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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