I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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