Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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