i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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