I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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