dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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