Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Randomize
