Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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