Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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