Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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