Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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