week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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