therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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