FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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