Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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