About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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