Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
