What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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