I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I want you more than these girls want KFC
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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