I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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