I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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