CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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